i could hear the dolphin noises in my head
if your boyfriend is your best friend, you’re doing it right.
if your boyfriend is your only friend, you’re doing it wrong.
Josh Hutcherson’s ALS Ice Bucket Challenge [x]
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
being pumped for halloween but tryin to stay professional like
*Jamie Lee Curtis voice* could you like, chill, for a sec?