me: one direction’s merch is for little kids wtf they have older fans too
me: this “i <3 1d” bracelet is me as fuck
remember when u were 9 and u were carrying ur little razor scooter and it would hit ur achilles and it felt like the earth was collapsing
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god
Words I started using ironically:
- bro / bruh
Words I’m now using non-ironically:
- [ see above list ]
mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you
me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober
all i want is an apartment in a city and a decent job, a dog, wifi and a tv, and someone to have sex with
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring